Arggh matey...

These are the Kempton.

We have two twin extra long in this model, 

a plush and a firm.

Posturized pocket coils brings the support

while a full sheet of gel infused Memory Foam

brings the cooling cuddlability

(sometimes, pirates make up words...)

that all pirates love!

Regular price                $2555.00 

Stupid Pirate price       $1850.00

This is an excellent mattress

at a stupid price...

we's pirates after all!

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Really? A Stearns & Foster at this price?

Well, yere the Captain... (for now...)

This is a medium firm

Twin Extra Long mattress,

with the coil in coil support system and Memory Foam.

Regular price $2200.00

Pirate price $1200.00

That's a $1000.00 off! 

Captain, you suck at being a pirate!

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We have a new king size and a floor model queen that need to go!  These are a medium firm feel with a posturized high coil count.  Memory Foam brings the comfort and cools the sleeper.

Queen price    SOLD       $1315.00

Pirate floor model price $1052.00

King regular price          $1950.00

Pirate price                   $1450.00

This is your chance to sleep like a pirate Queen!

Or pirate King because us pirates are all about inclusion!

The Bella (that ar a good pirate name!)

is in stock in a plush or firm.

1200 posturized pocket coils

(that ar a big number for a queen)

gives excellent support

and the memory foam

is easy on old bones!

Queen price                  $1420.00

Pirate price                   $1000.00

Yous'll save so many gold pieces

that yous will be able to buy that new parrot

yous missus has her one good eye on!