
I'm discontinuing Tempur-Pedic mattresses in my store because
it is American made. I now only carry Canadian made mattresses.
This product usually sells for around $3500 for the queen size.
I have one plush queen and have reduced it to $1600.
I have one medium Twin Extra Long normally priced at $2900.
I have reduced it to $1360. SOLD
If Tempur-Pedic is your thing, act now, these won't be here for long!

These are the Kempton.
We have two twin extra long in this model,
a plush and a firm.
Posturized pocket coils brings the support
while a full sheet of gel infused Memory Foam
brings the cooling cuddlability
(sometimes, pirates make up words...)
that all pirates love!
Regular price $2555.00
Stupid Pirate price $1850.00
This is an excellent mattress
at a stupid price...
we's pirates after all!
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Really? A Stearns & Foster at this price?
Well, yere the Captain... (for now...)
This is a medium firm
Twin Extra Long mattress,
with the coil in coil support system and Memory Foam.
Regular price $2200.00
Pirate price $1200.00
That's a $1000.00 off!
Captain, you suck at being a pirate!
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We have a new king size and a floor model queen that need to go! These are a medium firm feel with a posturized high coil count. Memory Foam brings the comfort and cools the sleeper.
Queen price SOLD $1315.00
Pirate floor model price $1052.00
King regular price $1950.00
Pirate price $1450.00
This is your chance to sleep like a pirate Queen!
Or pirate King because us pirates are all about inclusion!

The Bella (that ar a good pirate name!)
is in stock in a plush or firm.
1200 posturized pocket coils
(that ar a big number for a queen)
gives excellent support
and the memory foam
is easy on old bones!
Queen price $1420.00
Pirate price $1000.00
Yous'll save so many gold pieces
that yous will be able to buy that new parrot
yous missus has her one good eye on!